7-Eleven, has decided to grace the beverage aisle with the latest addition to their sparkling water lineup: Hot Dog Flavored Sparkling Water.

Sure, it sounds disgusting… But people would buy it for the novelty, not to actually drink it.

However, it is pretty convenient that this press release comes out on the Wednesday before April Fools Day.

Fred Durst will be very disappointed if this is just some prank. Or, if it is, in fact, real… how did 7-Eleven not offer to collaborate?!