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Ever wonder what happens when curiosity gets a little too adventurous? According to the US Consumer Product Safety Commission’s NEISS database—which tracks bizarre ER injuries—the 2025 rectal foreign body reports are in, and they’re equal parts shocking and hilariously inventive.
We’re talking full shampoo bottles (blamed on boredom), baseballs (“just to see what it felt like”), turkey basters, eyeglasses, dog chew toys, uncooked pasta, light bulbs (glass end first—yikes!), and even a thermos spotted during a police scan. One standout: a full-size Yankee Candle jar, courtesy of suction physics making removal a nightmare.
These cases highlight why doctors beg patients not to DIY extractions—delays and pliers only make it worse. Moral of the story? If things go south (literally), head straight to the pros. Stay safe out there, folks—no object is worth that ER story!
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